What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in army basic training, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Greggs, and I have over 300 confirmed sausage rolls. I am trained in shower warfare and I'm the top showerer in the entire UK reserve armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another girl. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which as never been seen before on Hes East, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Slack? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the UK and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can split you in half like a twig in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in the care system, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the UK social housing system and I will use it to its full extent to make you know something about living with people who aren't your family, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will spill milk all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.